I call myself that, in the column, but to have it in such bold font is a tad disturbing.
It's true, though.
So, no harm no foul right?
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| Super Freak |
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No random facts today, only this:
Last night I was walking Jasmine in a field next to a country road in Missouri. It was dark (because that's how night works) and we were a good 20 feet away from the road. A pick-up truck went by and the driver yelled out what sounded like lesbian. That's it. Lesbian!
And today I came back to the truck where Himself was fueling it, from another walk with Jasmine, and the guy fueling next to us yelled over to Himself: "Which one minds better? The dog or your old lady? Har har har!"
I'm not offended by any of it, really. I don't like being yelled at, no matter what I'm being called. But lesbian is so random, that it's funny.
They say weird things happen in 3's.
So today I am a freakish old lady organizational lesbian.
I wonder what tomorrow will bring?
I can't believe you weren't offended by the "the dog or your old lady" comment. I'm offended and I'm not even a lesbian.
ReplyDeleteYou're not!?
DeleteWell then, how do you explain the lesbian rock band Night Ranger's song Sister Christian?
I just found your blog thanks to The Blog Farm and I don't understand why you don't have more followers. Your blog is great and your perspective is unique. I love the way you took being called a lesbian in stride. I hope you'll visit me sometime at Chubby Chatterbox. If you do, press the join button and I'll return the favor. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteChubby Chatterbox
Thanks Stephen! I have been called much, much worse things than lesbian so it wasn't too hard.
DeleteYou're right. I *should* have more followers. Frankly, I don't know how I haven't been crowned winner of the internet, yet. It truly baffles.
I love your header Bull, he's got a pretty wicked stare and it's not everyday that you see a bull with a pocket-watch. But he has that vest pocket, so it would be a waste to wear a wrist watch.
How come I have to press the button first? How do I know this isn't part of some elaborate plan to turn me into a lesbian? I do think Angelina Jolie is hot, but that's as far as it goes.
I didn't know Superman was a lesbian! That blows my mind.
ReplyDeleteI know, right? Come here for the real news that you can get nowhere else. I'm like Fox News but with facts.
DeleteThere's something odd about your picture here that I've been having trouble putting my finger on. Hmmmmm, oh I see, your hair is too long, haven't had time for a haircut I guess with it being tax time.
ReplyDeleteYou probably thought Crystal Gale had taken over my blog. Not to mention Superman's tights. Times are tough everywhere!
DeleteAll spot on I might add, and not a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteHa! You know what they say: Just because the cat had kittens in the oven, doesn't make 'em biscuits.
DeleteIn his own head, that guy was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOn my blog, you are awarded.
I'm sure! He probably goes to those open mike nights at comdey clubs and tries out his material: A priest, a bear and a cat walk into a bar and the bartender says, lesbian! Knock knock. Who's there? Lesbian!
DeleteIt's a comedy goldmine in Missouri.
Hey thanks for the award!!
I've been called so many things by random people who don't know me, at this point I just take it in stride and realize how miniscule their world is inside of their head.
ReplyDeleteI guess I should be thankful that the voices in his head only wanted to shout Lesbian! randomly and not murderlize me.
DeleteWell, with all your muscles and super-strength, it's your responsibility to keep your temper in check.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how long that will last. How does Underdog handle it so well??
Deleteha...it's pretty hilarious, really...what some people feel they have to SHOUT OUT!
ReplyDelete>>are lesbians that rare in wisconsin that this guy felt he had to do a 'lesbian alert' call...and then the dog & old lady comment...OH, the things that are important to wisconsians! ha.
sorry cheeseheads.
In Missouri too! =0)
DeleteYour "tax column" was great - loved it!
ReplyDeleteOf COURSE you are awarded, as everyone will soon discover - RIGHT??
Why is it there are those folks "out there" who feel the need to act like dogs - just stickin' their noses in other peoples' business? Guess it's just easier for them to talk than think...
Lesbians? We have one in the family - doesn't everyone?
Thank you!
DeletePeople are weird. It didn't bother me at all to be called a lesbian and it was so out of the blue it just struck me as funny.
Call me honey or darling, though, and you got a fight on your hands!