Showing posts with label useless knowledge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label useless knowledge. Show all posts

Monday, April 16, 2012

How to Win Friends and Alienate People with Sand Flea Knowledge

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As you know, we survived the Great Vicious Fish Attack of 2012, but I have more to share with y'all from that Sarasota, Florida trip. And no, it's not pictures of me in a bikini, I won't traumatize you with that image. Just picture a pasty Shamu in hot pink and you'll have an idea.

The Tumbleweed's beach ride, Mr. Blue.



After Himself saved the toadfish from certain death by herding it away from the crushing waves, we had to amuse ourselves on the beach while the vindictive toadfish went back to be among his/her own kind.

Normal people would have walked the beach, but that's too much like exercise for me, so we did what we always do: dug holes in the sand.


I don't know what it is about digging in the sand, but I find it very relaxing.

We were at Turtle Beach, where the shore is coarse and not "sandy" at all. A close look at a handful reveals gazillions of small, various colored shells.

But less than 10 miles up the coast, on the north end of the same key, the sand is totally different. There, on Siesta Beach, the sand is pure white and powdery. A fact that the city never tires of touting.

I like the rough feel of the sand at Turtle Beach better and it's also less crowded and has vindictive fish and stuff, so that's where we go.



As Himself and I were busy digging holes, we found another creature to torture play with; sand crabs, aka sand fleas.

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I didn't take the pictures of these fellas because neither I nor Himself wanted to quit digging for them, wipe off our hands, and fish the camera out of the bag. We were having too much fun catching them. (Yes we have the maturity of 11 year-olds.)

Sand fleas burrow just under the sand and they do it very quickly. They're fun to catch and their little feet tickle when they crawl around in your hands.

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Sand fleas don't bite and have no claws. That pointy thing on its underside isn't used for digging either, it's used to protect its tender belly and as an anchor while feeding. It's called a telsor and on the female it also hides her eggs.

And now you can alienate impess your friends and co-workers with a bit of useless knowledge; why not try to work telsor in a conversation today?