Yes, this week they had all the chicken I would never need, but exotic shredded cabbage was nowhere to be seen.
Whole cabbage is cheaper, but I hate shredding it myself and it never comes out as thin and ribbony as the pre-shredded kind and my award winning fantastic vinegar-y cole slaw suffered as a result.
In other news, Himself and I are criminals. We didn't mean to be and it was a long time ago; I'm hoping the statute of limitations will keep us out of jail.
|Kinder Egg contraband|
On a trip to Germany several years ago, we
I'm sorry America. I didn't mean to break your laws. I'm a rule following, tax paying patriot who believes in the American way--Mom and apple pie, (but not baseball because that is the most boring game in the world).
And Cracker Jacks. Where the cheap toys are mixed among sticky popcorn goodness, not tucked away in a plastic shell surrounded by fascist chocolate just waiting to choke some poor American child.
|This is my|
George Washington-crossing-the Delaware-face
not a duckface.
Because patriots don't do duckface.