Well, we did. If you don't remember then maybe you need to lay off the Mountain Dew.
Anyway, I forgot to mention that while there, I found the perfect mate for Liberace Rabbit.
He wanted to marry an astronaut, but as we all know President Obama ruined that by cancelling the space program and now there are no astronauts. Way to go socialism.
It doesn't matter now though, because there's a new pilot in town and his name is Chuck Yeager Monkey.
|That is one manly monkey.|
Himself won him in a game of
I knew right away that this would be Liberace Rabbit's dream-monkey. Who needs an astronaut when you have a legacy (in monkey form) of the ultimate bad ass test pilot who broke the sound barrier in 1947?
They're like twins, no?
They didn't even know if a human could survive flying faster than sound back then, and Chuck Yeager was not only the first man in the world to do it, he did it just days after cracking his ribs on a horseback riding accident. Bad. Ass.
Liberace Rabbit was thrilled, as you can imagine.
I felt the need to add a couple of things to Chuck Yeager Monkey, to make him more manly. A needle, some thread, and two buttons did the job:
A strong (monkey) man needs strong brows.
Men don't really use nipples
but I think they give him
a certain animal magnetism.
Liberace Rabbit approves.
Chuck Yeager Monkey originally came squashed in a red plastic ball (he never complained about the cramped quarters. Because he is bad ass) and I am in the process of converting that into a helmet.
Liberace Rabbit has also graciously decided to give up his fire-fighter costume so I can make a flight suit for his new beau.
It's a perfect fit.