Hang on let me put that out. Dern sparklers.
I have another
To get you in the mood properly before you read it, sing Home on the Range to yourself, except replace demon egg-pods for the antelope.
Here is pretty picture:
| Sunrise in Nevada |
*Update*
It is several days later and Himself has just finished reading this post. He was laughing and laughing, which I thought was strange because it wasn't that funny. Then he started saying, over and over, "Here is pretty picture" in a fake Russian accent and told me I should always let him proofread the posts because I get too excited to hit the Publish button and don't catch all the mistakes.
So naturally I had to defend myself and say I did it on purpose because I think a Boris and Natasha accent is sexy and since I am hopeless at learning German I thought I would try something new and less hard. So it is staying as is. But a fake Russian accent is not as easy as it sounds and now I'm in a sticky pickle. The end.